Conversas em família

Terrance: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucker
You're an uncle fucker, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucker
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long

(farting noises)
Terrance: Hmm!
(farting noises)
(laughing)
(farting noises)
Some Guy: What's going on here?
(farting noises)
People: OOOoooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucker uncle fucker fucker fucker fucker
Terrance & Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker (Terrance: uncle fucker)

Terrance: You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
Phillip: You're an uncle fucker I must say
Terrance: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Everyone: (laughing)
People: Uncle fucker... thats
Everyone: U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckeeeeeeer tonight...

Phillip: Suck my balls!

Terrance & Phillip - Unclefucker